Prom Night

Prom S.U.C.K.E.D. ....period.

The food was awful. At one point JJ caught me looking at my fried rice with a face i usually reserve whenever sis plays an Avril Lavigne song and he said...."Yuva, trust me, chinese food is never this bad".

I mean, how the bloody hell do u screw up FRIED RICE?!!. Its just..rice. They couldn't even boil the bloody thing well!

Ok...the lousy fish was acceptable. Have been to too may chinese weddings to expect good steamed fish. The starter was as always at such occasions.....the 'best' dish.....even best here is a term loosely used. The baby octopus wasn't too bad though.

And what the hell is it with that pink drink....


Me: What's this?
Waiter outside ballroom: Pink Guava juice, sir.
Me: Since when did guava become pink?
Waiter: *looks unconcerned*
Me: *takes a sip*.....mutters..."this sucks"
Waiter : *gives me a dirty look*




It was sickeningly sweet, with a bitter taste that hangs around uncomfortably at the end of your tongue..and they freaking idiots kept refilling our glasses after the occasional sip taken desperately to relieve ourselves of thirst..even though i said at one point..."no thanks". HELLO!!..i'm not a kid that need pink juice, and when i don't want it don't bloody hell give it to me.


Okay. Sucky food. That's a major bummer. The only plus point was, it came quickly and i missed a couple of courses due to the inevitable camera whoring we all were obliged to do....twas the most fun part though, the whole night.


The MCs sucked. Lame-ass allegedly famous most eligible bachelor dude ( What the hell is it with him being 'eligible'..apart from good looks, and a suit that actually hung well on him, he didn't even look like he's got the money to be eligible..unless looking good is enough to be eligible of course).....with an even lamer british accent that was so damn obviously meant to impress dim ppl who bloody hell can't recognise a pukka Cockney accent. The girl...arrrrgh....no wit, with the oh so irritatingly over used *lah* (she should seriously learn when to and no to use our beloved slang).


The games sucked even more. It was as though only a few ppl took part in it...actually only a few ppl did take part in it.


The dancing was fun. But got a little too crowded at one point that i just gave up n bummed down on an empty seat in the dark next to JJ who looked lost at this point. Yew Choe could boogey!!!..fast learner too. Caught him dancing with stiff arms..just told him to loosen them and hang em above his head....not bad after that.




Right, onto the evening wear......


I wore my usual dark brown corduroys (last minute dressing ppl), some kind of dark blue or purple striped shirt (colour blind) which will be the last time i will wear a shirt like that until the next formal dinner or until aunt gives me the 'dress well for this occasion' look.

Yew Choe's outfit was a breath of fresh air. Cream linen jacket. A happy colour at last in the sea of funeral black ...as Bhav out so eloquently. She wore this red short dress with a rombus shaped diamond embroidary...again a breath of fresh air.


Chee Lynn came in this green shiny dress. Looked good girl. Must have been the reason why u were hiding from guys all night behind Ting Feng and me. Nicole and nabila turned up late, fresh from a make-up session in Midvalley, looking fabulous as well.


Its a wonder what make-up could do. I used to underestimate it, but after actually noticing girls i have hardly glanced at when in Taylors....yeah..its something.


Right, so before i post the pictures, here's the wrap up.


PROM SUCKED BIG TIME. SUCKED, SUCKED, SUCKED.........HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BLOODY HELL SCREW UP FRIED RICE?!!!!......and to the 2007 student coucil......GO DROWN YOURSELVES IN THAT SUCKY PINK JUICE......AND TAKE THAT LAME-ASS "MOONLIGHT RENDEZVOUS" THEME WITH YOU'LL TOO...honestly people..its in a bloody ballroom...where the heck is the moonlight?!!....




justin and i....mom dropped us early.




Saran in a purple (not sure..colour blind) dress


Chern Han, Wei Kiat, Me, Chee Lynn and Yheu Shen........This is Yuva's 5.....planning to stage a heist at Marriot ( expected a buffet but was disappointed).....the girl is our exit strategy...use her as distraction while we hit the tables...chern han is the maths wiz....uses his talent to mathematically predict using statistics the possibility of success...Wei Kiat is the seducer.....uses charm and *the perfect husband* look to distract the opposite sex while leaving Me (the freeloader) to loot....Yheu Shen will be the third diversion...will display his card tricks to dim witted A Level students while i pull of the heist..that was the plan...but then Marriot had a system that duped us totally....Chinese Dinner style....which confined each of us to single tables..rendering our specific talents useless....and thus there was no heist..PAH!..(excuse the utter lameness here..but i just like this picture of me looking like the boss of this lot)


Ting Feng, Yew Choe, Me





Ting Feng and Chee Lynn

Chee Lynn, Nabila, Nicole


Shern, Jun Sheng, Kar Wai


Bhav and Sash

Kong Ed...fellow ex Johanian







Cheers people!!
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