"Tis the season to be in pain!!!" *sing to the familiar tune*

Yeaps, i have landed myself in the throes of pain again...............lets do a recap first of what i've been through first before this latest one.....

1) The various smackings and canings imparted on my small self by certain evil larger people back when i was small and defenseless and INNOCENT......i tell you, my youth has been a large case of mistaken identity.......all those things i did? Wasn't me...........* i keep giving the excuse that i happen to have an evil twin whom my parents obviously are hiding and loved more than me....but no one seemed to buy it back then.....

2) Various slips and falls on water and other material left around the house floor including one involving stairs and butter from a sandwich....go figure.

3) Slips in the toilet due to imitations of Michael Jackson's *moonwalk* gone wrong.

4) Various ulcers in the mouth due to random biting of tongue and lips and inner side of cheeks.

5) Black eyes and scratched face from fights with evil doers in primary school

6) Pain from caning from mom who found out about fights

7) Torn thigh muscle from sprinting without having warmed up.....took me a month to come back from that one.

8) One too embarassing to be mentioned in detail......

9) Sprained ankle from sprinting the last stretch of my usual 5km jogs and stepping on a baby durian on the road while in full flight......still not healed properly from that one

10) The grand finale......possible torn ligament in right ankle *sweet-spot* (muscle or ligament holding ankle and foot at the area that is used for taking powerful shots at footballs) as a result of doing exactly that as 2 tackles from 2 idiots on campus came in on the same foot.......possible MRI scan needed for that one....on Saturday.

Some kind of jinx is in the air.........