Perhaps i should have done this to avoid the smackings i got.....

A letter to Dad...

very touching
story...

A father passing by
his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that
I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that she is much older than I am.. But it' s not only
the passion....Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy..

In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for
AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back
to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true.. I'm over at
Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life
than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you..

Call me when it's safe to come home.






Cheers from the,

Matrix